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We are wall street

I only just saw this meme, but I’m pretty blown away by it. It makes it all so beautifully clear.

“We are Wall Street. It’s our job to make money. Whether it’s a commodity, stock, bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesn’t matter. We would trade baseball cards if it were profitable. I didn’t hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone’s 401k doubled every 3 years. Just like gambling, its not a problem until you lose. I’ve never heard of anyone going to Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.

Well now the market crapped out, & even though it has come back somewhat, the government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work till 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.

For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping? We’re going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months off a year and whine just like you that we are so-o-o-o underpaid for building the youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime and double time and a half. I’ll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer, thank you very much.

So now that we’re going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right? Wrong! Guess what: we’re going to stop buying the new 80k car, we aren’t going to leave the 35 percent tip at our business dinners anymore. No more free rides on our backs. We’re going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of the pyramid, but it’s really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

We aren’t dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe Mainstreet our food supply…will he? and will they?”

These “occupy” idiots don’t seem to think about what it really takes to become a Wall Street executive. Whatever you want to say about Wall Street, they fight to get where they are and they work bloody hard to stay there. People complain about inequality, but the elites are pulling longer hours than ever, knowing that with the wrong decision they could lose everything at any moment, while the “99%” demand their “right” to a 35-hour work weeks with benefits.

For more on how the West has lost its worth ethic, see this TED talk by Niall Ferguson:

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Students with no occupation



What began as “Occupy Wall Street” has been spreading. People are forming occupations around the world to protest against greed and inequality. Sydney has not been spared these outcries, with around 2000 people descending on Martin Place on Saturday but not hanging around for long. Most left by nightfall and most of the remaining 200 went home the next day, leaving just a hardcore group of a few seasoned protesters camping out for the long haul.

These occupiers are not to be scoffed at. They may not look like much, but each individual is a whole committee. Curious, your intrepid blogger decided to take a brief walk through the part of town that these 30-or-so assorted liberal arts majors with no occupation to speak of (at least, not one that pays real money or contributes anything to anyone) and what I discovered may shock you, confuse you, or make you laugh out loud at your desk.

Democracy looks like a pile of crap

I think this one speaks for itself.

Sydney is more dangerous than we think

Apparently we’re ruled by a despotic regime that could fall any moment. Also, something about Wall St.

Sydney is rife with rape, blinding and assholes.

As any self-respecting Daily Telegraph reader will know, there are SHARKS out there. What the Tele didn’t tell us is that they are in cahoots with Marx and the Monopoly guy! Terrifying stuff.

For love nor money

Apparently we have decided to replace hard cash with something a little less tangible.

Ah, but the occupiers have made some astute observations about our currency.

So if love is the new money and you can’t eat money, where does quantitative easing come into it? And can the Reserve Bank print love? This is all rather confusing.

Maybe the next lesson will explain things.

What’s right is right and education is optional

I will admit that a few of these rights surprise me a little. I assumed that these occupiers would be pro universal healthcare, public housing and free education. Apparently, all these things must be earned.

So if education must be sought, then this one saying “Occupy childhood. Birth free. Live free. School free” would, I suppose, be encouraging a “school free” life. This would also imply that it is possible to be enrolled in an arts degree without actually attending an educational institution. Intriguing.

The “school-free” lifestyle would also explain the occupiers’ lack of proficiency in mathematics. Had I not realised this, I would have questioned how 30-odd people constitute “the 99%”.

Apparently, the 99% also has a right to other things – like free wifi, parking spots in the CBD, electricity and other luxuries. This is a movement that I can see myself supporting. All together now!

EDUCATION FOR SOME, BUT PARKING SPACES FOR ALL!!!!!

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